Hi, folks. Things are going to be a bit touch-and-go throughout the month of May. Right now I’m working on preparing for a 2-week trip through 15 states and Washington, DC starting in under two weeks from today. The good news is that I hope to be able to still blog at least a few days per week during that time but the bad news is that I will miss some days and right now when I’m occupied with prep work for the journey I occasionally get too busy to provide a full post. Today would be one such example. But fear not! I’ve got a plan to keep you amused, however temporarily!
About a month ago I noticed that YouTube has updated their site layout to shove comments with the highest rating to the top, out-of-context of the discussion. Of course, anyone who’s been on the Internet for more than 2 hours knows how notoriously non-sequitur and devoid of meaning YouTube comments are to begin with. Even 3 years ago XKCD placed YouTube on the more provincial end of the spectrum and it certainly hasn’t improved its reputation since then.
These days I couldn’t help but notice how laughably off-the-wall these highly-rated comments are, especially on music videos. So I decided to make a game out of it. I’ll list five songs available as videos on YouTube and five highly-rated comments. It’s your job to match them up in the comments section here. I’ll post the answer key later. Have fun!
SONGS
- 1) Andrew W.K. – Party Hard
- 2) Beck – Sexx Laws
- 3) Lady Gaga – Bad Romance
- 4) Meshuggah – Bleed
- 5) Naughty by Nature – O.P.P.
COMMENTS
- a) “Note to self: stay away from freaky looking lady and scary bald guy so as to avoid becoming a pale dog slave dude.”
- b) “this is fucking song
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- c) “I’m Canadian and I’m proud of having less crime. Who cares if you are ‘hard’, that’s a pathetic thing to be proud of”
- d) “like hendrix or mozart…..most people aint gonna realize his genius til he’s dead and gone….at least a few of us know whats up”
- e) “he loves kids but he will kick your ass!”
Good luck with that. And for the record, I looked up the Lady Gaga video FOR SCIENCE.
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